Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML 31 424 61 015
Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML 58 471 19 471