beaverfever - 06/08/2014 16:45 - Poland - Kolobrzeg Today, I wore a tank top for the first time in a few years. It turned out even worse than the last time. I got insulted by several people over my "Never say never" upper chest tattoo, which I got years ago, before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer". FML 47 310 10 816
Busted Anonymous - 11/06/2013 03:23 - United States - Cleveland Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. Fifteen minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML 63 821 17 580