jhulich - 24/12/2013 20:48 - Sweden - H?gersten Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML 49 748 3 291
peniswoman - 14/07/2013 17:03 - United Kingdom - Paisley Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML 54 066 18 353