Anonymous - 25/07/2012 10:54 - United States - Murrieta Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML 31 567 13 836
arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML 29 912 2 004