middleagednurse - 14/01/2015 17:49 - United States - Miami
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About me... I'm a lightweight rower and one of the reigning state champions in Virginia *shamelessly brags* Also, I'm proud to say I'll be a Marist red fox, class of 2020. My favorite foods include honeydew melon and mochi ice cream, but I'll eat anything that's not meat.
If you read this and don't give me a fuck, a kitten will get run over by a train. Save the kittens. Fuck me.
Also, you should go check out _kyleG_'s profile because he's awesome and deserves your fuck. And I'm not just saying that because I'm dating him. (Ok, maybe a little bit, but go check him out anyway)
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Bex98 - 11/01/2016 08:17 - United States - San Francisco
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mobigomo - 27/05/2015 06:48 - United States - Seattle
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Honestly it was 100% my fault I teared. Going deep in the realm of TMI this is pretty much what happened. I didn't have an epidural so I was feeling the "ring of fire" like a mofo but he had told me to hold off on pushing for a moment because he was trying to relubricate and massage me open more so I could push my sons head out. Would have worked fine if I hadn't had a crazy intense contraction which made me push extremely hard while his fingers were in there, which made me tear right through. He did an amazing job stitching me up. Really after he realized who I was his interest was more in how I healed and if he stitched me up ok. Apparently he was super new and it was only his 4th day working in the hospital as an attending doctor. He was great though. I was really happy with my experience overall, except for the tearing through to my butthole part.
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rookiemistake - 27/04/2015 03:12 - United States - San Francisco
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So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.