ilovemsminaj

3615

132

Los Angeles, California

Ilovemsminaj

Huge fan of nicki minaj, yes I am white but I hate Starbucks and leggings. From charlotte living in California

Ilovemsminaj -

Ilovemsminaj

lovers5201

sqrtl28

Gwendoline...

BirgitHerr...

Hnlou1

inou31

jessmabbut...

MelvinG

marandia11...

weissman4

JustSomeGu...

SOILEDIT

SoundAlche...

AscendV

zombiekill...

robertd73

hodula1

man_in_bla...

RA91

spockadeli...

CCRider

Ilovemsminaj

Orgasmataz - 25/01/2015 22:10 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

34 471

10 569

Orgasmataz

Orgasmataz 0

lundi 26 janvier 2015 20:13

OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha

Wakey wakey

30000 - - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML

28 497

13 215

Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

40 357

5 300

Liar, liar

skanula414 - 31/12/2014 19:00 - Sweden - Malm?

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

27 467

49 821

marie0908 - 17/12/2014 05:29 - France - Siros

Today, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said it was a game. He's asked for one for Christmas. FML

452

149