Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML 47 060 3 849
It's probably considered art firestar772 - 11/02/2013 15:48 - United States - Santa Barbara Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish byproduct. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML 37 040 4 478