kat9232000 - 19/06/2009 04:04 - Canada Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML 17 826 110 520
BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML 41 165 63 376