Anonymous - 17/02/2014 02:29 - United States - Hedgesville Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML 24 533 62 983
Joe Smooth riiiight - - United States - Warren Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML 56 083 5 935