kat9232000 - 19/06/2009 04:04 - Canada Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML 17 826 110 520
arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML 78 139 5 191