mfischer - 16/11/2012 09:40 - United States Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML 35 797 5 493
I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.