wendtinmypants - 31/05/2014 15:05 - United States - Omaha Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML 49 926 9 223
Sigma DumbassRoaster - 10/07/2016 19:44 - United States - Fairview Today, I was woken up by my dad and my dog barking at each other, and my dad yelling, "I am the Alpha male!" FML 12 606 1 734