Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML 40 995 5 422
Anonymous - 02/10/2012 07:10 - United States - Sacramento Today, I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week. We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy. Great, my dog is a racist. FML 31 052 3 194