Freaky Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML 46 975 5 024
spanishteach - 07/05/2009 14:50 - United States Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML 52 280 13 694