GoAggies - 21/06/2016 17:11 - United States - Herriman Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML 16 045 2 511
mind your own business - 05/10/2017 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds Today, at the doctor's, I dropped my pants and the attractive nurse assured me it was the biggest one she had ever seen. Unfortunately, she wasn't referring to my penis, she was, in fact referring to the huge haemorrhoid hanging out of my asshole. FML 21 147 1 952