TMI Anonymous - 24/01/2012 10:39 - Australia Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML 29 235 7 594
Headshot suhleedah18 - - United States Today, I was working on my computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eyepatch in a couple of days. FML 35 371 2 748
Romance me please trembelwick - 03/12/2011 10:04 - Canada Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML 38 818 6 078