Anonymous - 28/04/2013 13:57 - China - Shanghai Today, for the third time this week, a telemarketer called me. Seriously annoyed, I told him in German that I don't speak English, in an attempt to get rid of him. He then started delivering his product pitch in German. FML 55 902 12 567
a - 10/04/2013 19:09 - United States Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML 54 415 7 043