Offended Anonymous - 04/09/2009 04:31 - Canada Today, a customer came in who only spoke Spanish. I speak Spanish rather well so I helped the customer. She ended up buying $2300 worth of stuff. I got written up because not speaking English apparently "has the potential be offensive to other customers if they are not able to understand you." FML 60 204 3 524
jonhapimp - 21/08/2009 20:44 - United States Today, I found out that my Mom had taken out a loan out on my car from the repo man taking my car away. FML 31 984 2 467
Alexa, play "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac MadMax - 16/07/2009 14:59 - United States Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML 42 537 5 364