pop_rox - 30/01/2009 14:07 - United States Today, I was riding in a carpool when we passed a church that has a shady reputation. I said, "Man, all those people are being brainwashed, it's a cult". The lady sitting in the back seat behind me says, "I'm a member of that church…" OOPS. Silence. FML 10 313 28 711
Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML 25 348 7 446
My bad Noname - - United States Today, a toddler's ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML 28 267 4 057