WTA - 20/02/2012 17:36 - United States Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML 10 659 34 950
blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML 48 173 8 892