itsEVERYWHERE - 08/03/2010 05:34 - United States Today, I got food poisoning and have had the worst diarrhea ever. I laid down in bed, hoping to get some rest when my dad thought it'd be a good idea to sneak into my room and scare the shit out of me. Literally. FML 37 169 2 650
Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML 176 989