Awkwaaaaaaard Zoe Avila - 09/08/2011 22:55 - United States Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML 42 915 9 097