couch girl - 25/06/2013 16:23 - Singapore - Singapore Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML 44 815 3 923
Protein Nearly Crashed - 27/05/2013 13:42 - United States - Lake Hiawatha Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML 49 485 9 111