killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML 38 842 14 423
THIS DOESN'T FEEL NICE… OHHH SplishSplash - 01/09/2013 01:21 - United States Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML 63 661 6 934