Anonymous - 24/01/2012 00:10 - United States Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML 35 529 2 928
omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML 56 476 49 371