Hugh_Jankles - 08/01/2010 18:48 - United States Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML 29 281 37 306
jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML 32 585 57 183