•
•
•

luc887_fml

0

0

28

22

2377

2275

Lyon, France
34
Tuesday 02 July 1991

Luc887_fml

Luc887_fml -

Luc887_fml -

Luc887_fml

lovers5201

AnnaKlein1...

Brittney_T...

Snif

minor_time...

carleybeak

fishingfor...

dominjew

Daxi

laurenada

NicoleErin

massive_ka...

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

ddietlin

swampbaby9...

aprilnb1

chefmadizi...

TypicalDan...

Luc887_fml

Luc887_fml

FANZZY - 18/08/2014 16:29 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I learned that when someone is choking you don't do the "hymen maneuver", you do the "heimlich maneuver". I was corrected by my girlfriend's parents. FML

35 274

16 315

Craigslist is Evil. - 24/09/2013 18:12 - United States - Dickson

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

57 336

5 483

Anonymous - 25/10/2013 04:35 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML

38 743

21 031

YouTubers must be stopped

TuT - - France

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

42 615

4 311

Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

29 805

71 887