kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML 27 745 3 061
PANIC Anonymous - 29/12/2009 05:11 - United States Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML 24 414 11 951
Jeweler - 26/06/2009 06:13 - United States Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML 74 641 43 707