muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML 29 829 8 161
Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML 69 864 17 489