anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML 39 228 4 073
quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML 53 159 9 863