kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML 46 366 3 885
Emotional Alisha Marie - - United States Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML 57 370 9 187
Anonymous - 19/02/2012 08:25 - Australia Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML 11 076 23 705