Yesterday's news rofld - - United States Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML 18 021 28 356
Eyefreshener - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML 9 099 67 025
Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML 21 942 49 409