mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML 399 46
Anonymous - 16/12/2009 02:20 - United States Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML 35 072 7 800
Not on the weekend jtaylor94 - - Canada Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML 19 504 43 177