Anon - 18/01/2013 05:53 - United States - Mesquite Today, when I asked my boss why my bonus was cut in half, he replied, "I have no idea what you really do." I'm the IT Manager. FML 34 815 2 875
Ari - 16/01/2013 06:36 Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML 42 671 3 179
Nightmare - 15/01/2013 14:41 Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML 46 071 4 748