kindgartin - 23/04/2011 09:26 - Canada Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML 46 638 8 355
Play it cool NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML 32 109 20 265
handlin - 14/01/2010 06:45 - Mexico Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML 34 012 4 155