Is this a joke? phantomdriver - - Canada Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge… while we were crossing a river. FML 45 616 3 685
Toilet trouble FckMyLife - - United States Today, while at the mall I opened a bathroom stall thinking nobody was in there. The door just didn't close properly. I hit an elderly woman in the head. FML 27 308 10 177