crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML 53 966 4 839
Anonymous - 08/03/2011 23:23 - United States Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML 48 884 4 910