•
•
•

lilypearl

0

0

11

12

1535

91

156938
29
Monday 19 February 1996

Lilypearl

My name is lily and I come from a land far away (Australia) Cannot wait to travel anywhere and everywhere

Lilypearl -

Lilypearl -

Lilypearl

lovers5201

samoo1

MortenM

romanfelix...

fantasywor...

S232Flash

tomjay007

qdawg06

okcnation

grogers311

braver7315

Claytonioo

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9

MortenM

Lilypearl

Lilypearl

Dodged my bullet

Lo. -

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

66 208

4 787

Anonymous - 21/04/2012 14:50 - United States - Cabin John

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

29 211

3 240

fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

30 934

4 081

Fartfail - 18/04/2012 13:43 - Hong Kong - Corozal

Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML

29 813

6 784

Good one, thanks

Madeline Lee - 09/04/2012 21:34 - France - Pessac

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying, "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

32 716

3 045