southernluxe - 04/09/2011 09:36 - United States Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML 41 981 10 671
jazthefish - 12/07/2010 19:42 - United States Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML 13 812 71 757