Mandy93 - 20/12/2012 13:57 - Germany - Reipoltskirchen Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML 32 212 7 693
Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML 176 989