Sick day *cough* *cough* you're a dickface - 27/06/2015 05:48 - United States - Mckeesport Today, I have the flu, so I called my boss to let him know I couldn't come in today. He told me to think my "lies" through better, and claimed that you can only get the flu during winter. So I guess I'm faking my pale skin, short breath, runny nose, and constant sneezing. FML 27 516 1 973