Lingo Anonymous - 14/07/2020 08:02 Today, I was alarmed to hear my daughter's boyfriend talk about dropping the kids off at the pool. She has no children. Turns out he was referring to himself taking a dump. FML 727 1 516
M1ndFudge - 25/05/2020 03:36 Today, Pretty short and quick, tripped and went complete cannonball down the stairs crashing down on my knees breaking whats called the "ligament". So yeah, I'll be stuck in a disease filled hospital for the next 4 weeks with shitty WiFi and food. And I still have to attend my regular online college classes. FML... 99 18