Lost in the sauce klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML 25 382 5 633
Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML 57 726 3 660