At long last Lonile13 - - Philippines Today, after two years and five months, my boyfriend finally found my clitoris. FML 19 015 6 100
Fighting talk enya - 18/01/2016 22:29 - Luxembourg Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML 22 134 1 455
imma ture - 10/08/2015 17:04 Today, I was involved in a debate. Things got out of control, insults were hurled, and by the end friends were lost. The subject of the debate? Whether snot has enough calories in it to be nutritional. FML 21 940 6 104