Colby - 15/11/2013 16:59 - Canada - Saint John Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML 56 636 3 772
Are you OK? Squid - 07/11/2012 05:11 - Australia - Hornsby Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML 25 012 7 484
Poetry in politics blondie101 - - United States Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML 13 994 100 483