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5'1 with a terrible attitude.

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Buzz - 01/10/2017 13:00

Today, I've been caffeine-free for 2 weeks. It's turned me into a constipated angry bitch. FML

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This Twitter Saga About A 12-Year-Old Who Gets His Girlfriend Pregnant Is A Comedy Roller Coaster You’re Going to Want to Ride

Nina - 18/09/2017 18:30 - France - Paris

In the latest literary blockbuster à la Twitter, a pre-teen learns the importance of sex education after his girlfriend tells him he’s gotten her pregnant. He’s ready to own up to the FML until he learns something crucial: you need to have sex to get pregnant.

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30 Times Women Had the Perfect Comeback to Creepy Guys Texting

Nina - 17/09/2017 18:30

When a dude tries sliding into your DMs with some creepy shit, things can get out of hand. But while being on the receiving end of these messages is an FML, guys getting roasted by the perfect comeback is so much worse. And so entertaining.

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Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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Man Fired for Intervening in Kidnapping Attempt

Cali - 11/07/2017 14:30

"I was fired for stopping a kidnapper from successfully abducting a child. FML"

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