preggo - 01/08/2011 01:16 - United States Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML 38 348 15 688
creepedout - 31/07/2011 05:11 - United States Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML 45 449 14 684