Anonymous - 23/11/2015 05:44 - United States Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML 26 914 3 648
Evra - 16/04/2015 05:04 - United States Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML 38 302 6 131