Anonymous - 25/12/2010 06:20 - United States Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML 34 970 3 645
Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML 104 101 21 191