meyo555 - 02/06/2011 09:45 - United States Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML 62 299 4 790
bham boy - 20/04/2011 08:10 Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML 22 379 33 768
Adding insult to injury Anonymous - - United States Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could retake a test. I thought I'd texted back, "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML 44 014 26 651
wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML 608 91